jokes - for healthy life
Tuesday
A: Because, after he dies, if he goes to heaven he feel happy there or if he goes to hell he feels homely there!
Full form of MATHS: Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Stidents
JOKE: So many options for suicide : poison,sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow and sure!
Q: if marriages are made in heaven, what are made in hell?
A: the days after marriage!
Getting what you love is success, loving what you get is compromise, loving whether you get it or not is true love, loving even after being sure you won't get is pure love.
JOKE: why were you late? Sorry Sir! I overslept . You mean you need to sleep at home too!
JOKE: To err is human. To forgive is against Company Policy!
JOKE: Q: Why is Psychoanalysis quicker for men than women?
A: When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.
JOKE: C A U T I O N ! I Drive the same way you do...