jokes - for healthy life

Joke :Employer's Lingo: "MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED" you'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.

Q:- what do you you get when you cross a librarian and a lawyer?
a:- 'All the information you want , except you can't understand it.'

Joke: A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min... A beer shortens your life by 4 min... A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!...