jokes - for healthy life

Friday


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Wednesday

Joke :Employer's Lingo: "MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED" you'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.

Q:- what do you you get when you cross a librarian and a lawyer?
a:- 'All the information you want , except you can't understand it.'

Joke: A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min... A beer shortens your life by 4 min... A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!...
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Joke: Conserve toilet paper , use both sides.
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Man: I want divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Better! think it over . Wives like that are hard to get!
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Banta : U cheated me.
shopkeeper : No, I sold a good ratio to you.
Banta : Radio label shows made in Japan but radio says This is all America Radio!
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Joke : The reason men lie is because women ask so many questions.
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Tuesday

First man: Oh God, give me a room full of diamonds.
Second man: give me a room full of Gold, Oh God.
Third man: Oh God, please give me the keys of those rooms.

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a priest: I pray for all.
a lawyer: I plead for all.
a doctor: I prescribe for all.
an ordinary citizen: I pay for all.
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sam: mom, i got 100 marks in school today.
mom: really? in which subject?
sam: 40 in maths and 60 in english.
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Sunday

JOKES - for a healthy life

Daily a joke is very essential.JOKES make you laugh, instead of participating in laughing clubs and wasting money is useless,instead you can sit in your sweet home and read the jokes published here.This blog is daily updated with all the latest and unique jokes that you haven't heard in your beautiful life till date.




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